You know that one time in college when you were studying abroad and that handsome Transylvanian guy you met in that club asked you to go back to his place but his place was an old gothic castle and you fell in love with him and when the time came for you to leave he asked you to stay with him forever but if you didn't go back to school you wouldn't get the credits towards your major and you really needed them to graduate on time so you left anyway and you kind of wondered why he didn't chase after you because he's pretty dramatic to begin with but then you remembered that he's like allergic to the sun or something and it was strangely not cloudy out that day like it had been every time you'd seen him outside of his castle?

Yeah. He wants you to wear this the next time you're in town.